That's What She Said - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Ralphie's dad never recovered

Ralphie's dad never recovered

Or maybe yourself

Blue numerals "19" and "85" flank the circle

He's a lean mean pecking machine

Putting a famous face on a curvaceous body next to a stripper pole is the kind of artistic vision that belongs in a museum nobody wants to admit they visited

That's What She Said - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Ralphie's dad never recoveredFormatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk. The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline, which never even finishes the sentence. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "That's what." with elegant swashes on the capital T. Below, a smaller bold all caps white sans serif attribution reads " SHE" preceded by a dash,