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I Skied the K-12 on One Ski - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Misanthropy written in wedding invitationCharles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die," which doubles as Lane Meyer's entire life philosophy. Losing a binding at the top of the K 12 is just how legends are accidentally born. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K 12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves, containing a black silhouette of a skier in a tucked downhill pose on a single ski.