Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex Tank Top eastbound and down Funny retro design inspired by

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

Condensed italic white text reads "I SPEAK" above larger distressed white text reading "FLUENT" with heavy grunge texture

Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half

Snooty gatekeepers fold every time confidence walks in wearing a leather jacket

and a round nose sits at the bottom

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex Tank Top eastbound and down Funny retro design inspired byReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his